Monday, August 29, 2011

SOCK!!!! Do you have Single Sock Syndrome??

I have been on a sock frenzy this last week.  I have completed 3 different socks.  Ok so I have a touch of single sock syndrome. It is a real syndrome out there that affects millions of knitters and crocheters. I actually heard that Jerry Lewis is not going to participate in the MDA telethon this year, not because of his health but because he is gearing up to do a SSS telethon!  There are millions of orphan handmade socks out there and they do not have a voice. They need a spokesperson who can get the message out.


cobblestone sock in Patons Stretch sock
Lacy sock in Plymouth Yarns
Socketta Limited.  This one is not
quite finished, but you can see my
lovely pedicure from last week!!
I have 2 feet and 3 socks right now, that works for me. Think of the combinations! I am set for weeks.  Who in their right mind wears socks that match anyway??  My son is outraged that I continue to start a new one before making the mate. Now, I do not understand his outrage because he NEVER wears matching socks, Just because they are all white and come out of the same bag does not mean they match.  He told me he is going to try to find me a one legged person to donate my single socks.  One of these days I will get around to it.  Maybe I can be the spokes person for the telethon. I will keep you informed on the latest news of this terrible syndrome that afflicts millions of people.  I am seriously considering petitioning the  Board of Psychiatrics to have Single Sock Syndrome entered into the DSMR!             
Cuff down sock